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Jul 04 2016

Review: The Legend of Tarzan (2016)

Editor's Note: This review was originally published in Nathaniel's column at Towleroad.Our "Swing Tarzan Swing"column,investigating the shifting portrayals and quality of Tarzan films over pop culture history will resume next weekend.We'll circle back to Skarsgård briefly at the end.

You know that antipiracy text that sometimes appears on movie screens now post-credits?"The making and legal distribution of this film supported over X-many thousands of jobs."This message kept bothering me the day after seeingThe Legend of Tarzan(2016).Yes,piracy is bad but you know what else is terrible?That none of those jobs were for animal trainers!I swear that not a single real animal appears in the new film,which has to be a first for a Tarzan film.And hopefully a last.It's all computer generated imagery for this jungle adventure...

Tarzan was a popular cinema character for an unusually long time.Tarzan's starred in over 30 official films (as well as several unofficial ones!) stretching from the silents through the mid-60s.Since the 1960s,though,the Lord of the Apes has fallen out of favor,appearing only in in short lived television series or periodic single film attempts to reinterpret or revive the franchise.After 30+ films across 8+ decades,did we really need another film?

But then there's the glorious sight of Alexander Skarsgård's abs laying waste to that rhetorical question...

Whodoesn'tneed half naked Alexander Skarsgård in their lives?It's impossible to begrudge the entertainment industry's greatest Nordic god his shot at a blockbuster franchise,especially since Marvel Studios passed him over for the Nordic God role he was surely born to play.

Skarsgård is,unsurprisingly,the chief and best reason to seeThe Legend of Tarzan.As with his seductive vampire onTrue Blood,he has the rare gift of being supremely unembarassed about not quite respectable material.He attacks it with both earnestness and sly verve making the material accessible and resonant;he never quite plays up the camp factor but he's always nodding to our entertainment.

Tarzan's new adventure begins years after he and his wife Jane have left Africa and returned to claim his birthright as Lord Greystoke in England.The couple returns to Africa for what they think is a diplomatic intervention but the situation quickly sours and Lord Greystoke ditches the suits and Tarzan is spurred into action.Stripping is to Tarzan as phonebooths are to Superman.Tarzan plots always go this way,being thinly veiled excuses to get that jungle man swinging on vines rescuing his wife from immediate danger and/or saving Africans from political or militaristic threats.Beyond the Tarzan casting and the plot,which is well thought out enough,this attempt to revive a long dormant franchise,is severely lacking in inspiration.Casting Hollywood's most ubiquitous franchise fixture Samuel L Jackson as an American sidekick who helps Tarzan see what's really happening politically doesn't help to differentiate the film from any other movie designed for sequels (Jackson's in all of 'em!).Casting Hollywood's favorite caricature of a sophisticated European villain Christoph Waltz as a Sophisticated European Villain is another clue that the producers had no idea how to deliver anything new to audiences that are drowning in generic franchise options.

Margot Robbie,Hollywood's current "it"girl,fares well as Tarzan's wife Jane but her charisma is doing all the work.The screenplay is far more hesistant about her character.The dialogue often reminds us that Jane is a formidable unfragile woman.She reacts violently to the suggestion that she's a damsel in distress in one key scene.But it's all lip service rather than deeply felt confidence in strong women since her entire function in this plot IS to be a damsel in distress.She's in chains for most of the movie with Tarzan trying to rescue her.

It is perhaps too late in the review to remind you that I have a long history with Tarzan.While I wouldn't call myself an 'expert' on the Lord of the Apes,I'm also notnotwell versed.Tarzan has been out of fashion for many years but I've never cared which decade a movie came from when I was watching it.I've loved Tarzan ever since I was a little boy.Yes,yes,Tarzan as a construct is a horribly racist and outdated colonial fantasy.All your faves are problematic!But Tarzan as a character is also a curiously valuable window into changing values,gender and racial politics,and entertainment styles since the films stretch across many decades.What's more Tarzan has provided multiple generations of audiences with the joy of gawking at hot shirtless men while living out safari fantasies of seeing the scary,funny,and sometimes awesome sight of wild animals in their natural habitats.

It's this last piece of entertainment value that the new film forgets.All the animals in the new Tarzan film are computer-generated which makes this new would be blockbuster feel not unlike a cartoon.Which is a shame because if you want to stand out from the crowd in the visual fx heavy summer,any sharp dose of,say,the rare sight of real fur,authentic scales,or bonafide fangs might have just done it!We already had an animatedTarzan(1999) with a Phil Collins theme song.Did we need a second animated Tarzan with a Hozier tune?

this scene would've been moving with a real lion.

Oscar Chances: Unlikely given that multiple blockbusters are yet to come and Oscar has normally ignored Tarzan movies.If they want to go to the jungle they'll take The Jungle Book in multiple categories.

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Reader Comments (7)

Computer generated animals are a humane solution to an outdated form of animal exploitation.Of course puppets would be an alternative if you desperately need tactile three dimensional figures.But old Hollywood magic is too expensive.They're wasting all their money on advertising and big payouts to movie stars.

July 4,2016 | Unregistered Commenter/3rtful

It's rare for a Hollywood It girl to have so much potential.She did so much in TWOWS.

July 4,2016 | Unregistered CommenterAnonny

/3rtful: Look,I get that animal exploitation is bad.I get that,whole heartedly.But when that's just an excuse to bloat budgets by showing stuff impossible to use real animals for with buckets of CGI?It just increases the "blur".
Nat: Warner Bros.has a very bad deck right now,at least as far as filmmakers that will lower themselves to franchise fare.As far as I can tell,it's just David Yates (surely hoping Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them works out) and the DCXU crew right now.That sucks.

July 4,2016 | Unregistered CommenterVolvagia

"Computer generated animals are a humane solution to an outdated form of animal exploitation."


July 4,2016 | Unregistered CommenterLord

I've been staring at that gif of Alex drinking tea for far too long...

July 5,2016 | Unregistered Commentersati

I love that tea drinking GIF!

July 10,2016 | Unregistered CommenterCineshots Blog

STFU....only mean that to the last bit you said...about all the animals being cgi....give me a break,all movies have cgi animals in these days and you're just nit-picking with that stupidity....sure,the old tarzan movies hosted naturalization...but this movie dared to break that mold for the franchise and bring nature in on the combat in a full on army kinda force....knock it if you want..but your a putz if you do.

June 1,2017 | Unregistered CommenterAnonomous

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